Reboot!
October 10, 2007Dear Bartender: Perhaps you’ve run out of questions to answer, and that’s why you keep posting the same ones. So here’s a new one!
I recently found out I was pregnant through a home pregnancy test. The morning after drinking a very old bottle (I think I bought it was imported in the 70s) of absinthe, I awoke with morning sickness, and took the exam. I failed! Since then, I have tried to curb my alcoholic intake. It has been rough these past 11 months, but I think that I’m getting the hang of it. Ever since last November when I got that little blue plus symbol, I have been anxiously preparing for the little critter.
For the past two months or so, I’ve been getting a little worried. See, I’ve heard that pregnancies are only supposed to last nine months, and I’m well beyond that. I looked all over your site for an answer, but couldn’t find it. So my questions is this: what is the expiration date on a pregnancy?
Thanks in advance,
Bruce
Dear Readers: Now that’s more fucking like it.
Hey Bruce, the gestation period of an elephant is 22 months. You have eleven months to go. And by the way, your skin looks great. You’re positively glowing.
Well said, David.
I’m no MENSA candidate– but I’m still trying to figure out how you can get pregnant through a home pregnancy test???
Jay, I dont really want to go into the logistics of it, but it involves 2 catholic school girls, a circus tent and some bondage rope.
Wait what?