Match Game, Pt 14
March 8, 2009Dear Readers: Damn, it’s almost Spring, and we haven’t played Match Game since Singapore’s last Racial Harmony Day. OK here goes:
Dumb Daisy was so dumb… when she ran out of tomato juice, she made her Bloody Marys with [BLANK].
Real Blood?
Real Marys.
Clamato.
Green paint.
I have a favorite so far, but I ain’t saying which.
Potato Juice
Tampons
Pizza sauce.
A spare bottle of Jungle Red nail polish.
Mary, the neighbor’s cat (freshly squeezed, of course).
The first Singaporean Racial Harmony Day celebrant she could find.
Soylent Green
Raspberry toe jam
one bottle of vodka and five drops of red food coloring
Ketchup!
gas swiped from Bo and Luke’s Gen-er-al Lee.
This is tough… I could make a good argument for just about all of these answers, especially Good Boy’s, Celm’s, Meningitis’, Noodle’s, Felicity’s, Flum’s and Independent’s. I’m nevertheless gonna declare Kevin Too’s “Ketchup” as the definitive answer — or at least the one Charles Nelson Reilly mighta said.
It’s who you know.
March 18??? A month with no Mitch??? What has happened to the questioning public???
Hey grindchop. What has happened, indeed? You should see my inbox. Nothing but brides wondering how much liquor they should have at their wedding receptions and frat boys asking how to make a SoCo Lime shot. (Hint: it’s got Southern Comfort and Rose’s Lime Juice.) Yes, I even still get questions about the expiration dates of alcohol.
I answered these questions for a while but decided that it’s hardly a good use of my talents.
Working on a new design for a new site, one that, I hope, will attract the kinds of questions I like. Meanwhile, however, you got something on your mind? I’m all ears.
Hi, Mitch!
My how time flies….. check your mail.
So THIS is a “blog” supposedly by a cool, professional bartender?
#1, I wouldn’t be attempting coolness by advertising the fact I’m a bartender.
#2, It sucks, and not only because the updates are over 4 months old.
Fake much?