Dear Readers: Damn, it’s almost Spring, and we haven’t played Match Game since Singapore’s last Racial Harmony Day. OK here goes:
Dumb Daisy was so dumb… when she ran out of tomato juice, she made her Bloody Marys with [BLANK].
Dear Readers: Damn, it’s almost Spring, and we haven’t played Match Game since Singapore’s last Racial Harmony Day. OK here goes:
Dumb Daisy was so dumb… when she ran out of tomato juice, she made her Bloody Marys with [BLANK].
Dear Readers: Time for another round of Match Game. George Michael and Elton John decide to co-host a variety show modeled on “Donny & Marie.” In the opening theme, George sings, “He’s a little bit cunty” and Elton replies, “And he’s a little bit [BLANK].”
Dear Readers: I’ve really dropped the ball on this, haven’t I? OK, here goes: My bartender cuts me off when I get too drunk. He says he can tell I’ve had enough when I remember to tip but forget to [BLANK].
Dear Readers: How ’bout this: My dog found me asleep in the bathtub; it was disturbing to wake up and find out he’d chewed up my [BLANK].
Dear Readers: We’re overdue for another round of Match Game.
My mother is having a hard time understanding why I need three computers. I told her: one is for work, one is personal and I need the third one for [BLANK].
Dear Readers: I don’t usually put two Match Games this close together, but MommasSteph said it’s an excellent way to celebrate birthdays. OK, so here goes…
Our country’s founding fathers had a serious debate about the wording of the Declaration of Independence. An early draft, in fact, referred to man’s inalienable right to life, liberty and the pursuit of [BLANK].
Dear Readers: I got a request from a loyal reader for a new episode of Match Game. Here goes:
Katie Holmes looked at her husband and said, “Darling, what on earth are you doing with that big black hairy [BLANK]?”
OK I can’t resist: Little Orphan Brucie found out that his mother was a drunk. This explains why he looks so [BLANK].
Time for another Match Game, folks.
Harry knew he had only one chance to get Miss Tittimeyer to give him a passing grade; when he handed in his test, he slipped her a [BLANK].
A loyal reader wants some more Match Game ’07. I’m all for it. Here goes:
After hearing from a focus group made up of sex perverts, NBC finally named their new soap opera “A Tale Of Two [BLANK].”
Dumb Donald was so dumb, when Santa asked him what he hoped to find in his stocking on Christmas, he said [BLANK].
Dumb Dora was so dumb, when I asked how she took her coffee she said [BLANK].
Dear Bartender: Match Game was fun. Can we play again?
My mother drank so much when she was pregnant, that the minute I was born I reached right for her [BLANK].
–RT
Dear RT: OK I think the way we play Match Game for real is for me to keep my answer a secret, and hope that it matches at least one of the answers on the celebrity panel.
Do we have celebrity volunteers out there?
Dear Bartender: Drunkie was so drunk, that he [BLANK] himself.
–TR
Dear TR: Ooh! Match Game! I loved that show. So dirty, so much fun. Why can’t TV be like that any more?
Anyway, I’m sure a reader will come up with a better answer, but I say: Drunkie was so drunk, that he shat himself.
What does everyone else think?