h1

‘Tis better to give

December 18, 2006

Dear Bartender: When is it appropriate to “re-gift”?

Dear Giver: When it’s an STD.

8 comments

  1. YOU’RE TERRIBLE!!!


  2. Thanks!


  3. I have to disagree, momma. Best answer ever.


  4. Isn’t that difficult to wrap?


  5. Jay, the problem is, that when it’s wrapped, the recipient doesn’t get it.


  6. Good point, Trog. Wrap it up and keep it to yourself. Or, as my mother always said, “No glove, no love.”


  7. Vanna — did she say that before she had you? Or did it only occur to her afterward?


  8. Alas, it was afterward.



Leave a comment